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The Method Man finger was likely indisposed, all up in that ass, at the time when this photo was taken.

The Method Man finger was likely indisposed, all up in that ass, at the time when this photo was taken.

Posted: 8 months agoPermaLink   |   5 notes

I think we can all agree that today is my birthday even though Tupac Shakur technically had it first because he is a huge show-off. Sure, lots of people were born way first-er than either of us, but I don’t really see how that is any of your fucking business. Can we not have just ONE relaxing peaceful drive-by this year without you mouthing off about bitches and math the whole time? That’s my job.
Speaking of jobs, isn’t it totally spooky that Tupac and I are both unemployed?? You don’t exactly need a PhD in astrological scientology to understand what’s going on here! Think about it: We’ve both seen Juice, we both look sexy in bubble baths, we both know all of the words to his fourth studio album All Eyez On Me, and we’re both dead on the inside. Which is where it really counts. I don’t want to say “reincarnated”, but I will type it. There.
Paratheological numerology aside, the sixteenth of June is a celebration of greatness, of achieving all of the achievements that one has achieved, of having, like…goals and shit, of being successful at whatever bullshit things you’ve wasted your entire life doing, only to fail because you can’t do anything right, I just keep getting older and nothing gets done, fuck this shit and fuck all of you. Yes, greatness—the likes of which may be found only in me and Tupac, i.e. just me now because he’s dead. Today is also Captain Picard Day, but he’s fictional so yep just me. I think. Right?? I’ll kill myself if a fictional character is greater than me OH GOD it’s CAPTAIN PICARD of course he is greater than me. But did I mention Tupac is dead? I hope so because that’s really all I’ve got going for me right now.
Sincerely,
Tupac Picard

I think we can all agree that today is my birthday even though Tupac Shakur technically had it first because he is a huge show-off. Sure, lots of people were born way first-er than either of us, but I don’t really see how that is any of your fucking business. Can we not have just ONE relaxing peaceful drive-by this year without you mouthing off about bitches and math the whole time? That’s my job.

Speaking of jobs, isn’t it totally spooky that Tupac and I are both unemployed?? You don’t exactly need a PhD in astrological scientology to understand what’s going on here! Think about it: We’ve both seen Juice, we both look sexy in bubble baths, we both know all of the words to his fourth studio album All Eyez On Me, and we’re both dead on the inside. Which is where it really counts. I don’t want to say “reincarnated”, but I will type it. There.

Paratheological numerology aside, the sixteenth of June is a celebration of greatness, of achieving all of the achievements that one has achieved, of having, like…goals and shit, of being successful at whatever bullshit things you’ve wasted your entire life doing, only to fail because you can’t do anything right, I just keep getting older and nothing gets done, fuck this shit and fuck all of you. Yes, greatness—the likes of which may be found only in me and Tupac, i.e. just me now because he’s dead. Today is also Captain Picard Day, but he’s fictional so yep just me. I think. Right?? I’ll kill myself if a fictional character is greater than me OH GOD it’s CAPTAIN PICARD of course he is greater than me. But did I mention Tupac is dead? I hope so because that’s really all I’ve got going for me right now.

Sincerely,

Tupac Picard

Posted: 10 months agoPermaLink   |   10 notes

Me, Christmas Day 2016

Me, Christmas Day 2016

Posted: 10 months agoPermaLink   |   5 notes

A glock has needs.

A glock has needs.

Posted: 1 year agoPermaLink   |   10 notes

Just kidding, I didn’t tell her shit.

Just kidding, I didn’t tell her shit.

Posted: 1 year agoPermaLink   |   7 notes

I was going to say something hilarious about the correlation between a fictional vampire and the Wu-Tang single “Protect Ya Neck”, but I’m really busy with proliferating the spirit of bond-diversification right now.

I was going to say something hilarious about the correlation between a fictional vampire and the Wu-Tang single “Protect Ya Neck”, but I’m really busy with proliferating the spirit of bond-diversification right now.

(via pout-princess-deactivated201303)

Posted: 1 year agoPermaLink   |   11 notes

This has happened to me. Today. Because I like my documents like I like my emotions—sensitive and unavailable.

This has happened to me. Today. Because I like my documents like I like my emotions—sensitive and unavailable.

Posted: 1 year agoPermaLink   |   10 notes

My stance on political policies about dominating gun controllism bikini.

My stance on political policies about dominating gun controllism bikini.

Posted: 1 year agoPermaLink   |   12 notes

Got the C.R.E.A.M.

Got the C.R.E.A.M.

Posted: 1 year agoPermaLink   |   39 notes

(Source: mephlab)

Posted: 1 year agoPermaLink   |   7 notes

Don’t cry, there’s always this.

Don’t cry, there’s always this.

Tags: Barbie  Bearbie  

Posted: 1 year agoPermaLink   |   8 notes

These clouds are on my lawn. I know they are on my lawn because there are skylights throughout my home with which I can monitor errant clouds. This is extremely futuristic. I am a hacker. (Taken with instagram)

These clouds are on my lawn. I know they are on my lawn because there are skylights throughout my home with which I can monitor errant clouds. This is extremely futuristic. I am a hacker. (Taken with instagram)

Posted: 1 year agoPermaLink   |   11 notes

The Method Man finger was likely indisposed, all up in that ass, at the time when this photo was taken.

The Method Man finger was likely indisposed, all up in that ass, at the time when this photo was taken.

I think we can all agree that today is my birthday even though Tupac Shakur technically had it first because he is a huge show-off. Sure, lots of people were born way first-er than either of us, but I don’t really see how that is any of your fucking business. Can we not have just ONE relaxing peaceful drive-by this year without you mouthing off about bitches and math the whole time? That’s my job.
Speaking of jobs, isn’t it totally spooky that Tupac and I are both unemployed?? You don’t exactly need a PhD in astrological scientology to understand what’s going on here! Think about it: We’ve both seen Juice, we both look sexy in bubble baths, we both know all of the words to his fourth studio album All Eyez On Me, and we’re both dead on the inside. Which is where it really counts. I don’t want to say “reincarnated”, but I will type it. There.
Paratheological numerology aside, the sixteenth of June is a celebration of greatness, of achieving all of the achievements that one has achieved, of having, like…goals and shit, of being successful at whatever bullshit things you’ve wasted your entire life doing, only to fail because you can’t do anything right, I just keep getting older and nothing gets done, fuck this shit and fuck all of you. Yes, greatness—the likes of which may be found only in me and Tupac, i.e. just me now because he’s dead. Today is also Captain Picard Day, but he’s fictional so yep just me. I think. Right?? I’ll kill myself if a fictional character is greater than me OH GOD it’s CAPTAIN PICARD of course he is greater than me. But did I mention Tupac is dead? I hope so because that’s really all I’ve got going for me right now.
Sincerely,
Tupac Picard

I think we can all agree that today is my birthday even though Tupac Shakur technically had it first because he is a huge show-off. Sure, lots of people were born way first-er than either of us, but I don’t really see how that is any of your fucking business. Can we not have just ONE relaxing peaceful drive-by this year without you mouthing off about bitches and math the whole time? That’s my job.

Speaking of jobs, isn’t it totally spooky that Tupac and I are both unemployed?? You don’t exactly need a PhD in astrological scientology to understand what’s going on here! Think about it: We’ve both seen Juice, we both look sexy in bubble baths, we both know all of the words to his fourth studio album All Eyez On Me, and we’re both dead on the inside. Which is where it really counts. I don’t want to say “reincarnated”, but I will type it. There.

Paratheological numerology aside, the sixteenth of June is a celebration of greatness, of achieving all of the achievements that one has achieved, of having, like…goals and shit, of being successful at whatever bullshit things you’ve wasted your entire life doing, only to fail because you can’t do anything right, I just keep getting older and nothing gets done, fuck this shit and fuck all of you. Yes, greatness—the likes of which may be found only in me and Tupac, i.e. just me now because he’s dead. Today is also Captain Picard Day, but he’s fictional so yep just me. I think. Right?? I’ll kill myself if a fictional character is greater than me OH GOD it’s CAPTAIN PICARD of course he is greater than me. But did I mention Tupac is dead? I hope so because that’s really all I’ve got going for me right now.

Sincerely,

Tupac Picard

Me, Christmas Day 2016

Me, Christmas Day 2016

A glock has needs.

A glock has needs.

Just kidding, I didn’t tell her shit.

Just kidding, I didn’t tell her shit.

I was going to say something hilarious about the correlation between a fictional vampire and the Wu-Tang single “Protect Ya Neck”, but I’m really busy with proliferating the spirit of bond-diversification right now.

I was going to say something hilarious about the correlation between a fictional vampire and the Wu-Tang single “Protect Ya Neck”, but I’m really busy with proliferating the spirit of bond-diversification right now.

(via pout-princess-deactivated201303)

This has happened to me. Today. Because I like my documents like I like my emotions—sensitive and unavailable.

This has happened to me. Today. Because I like my documents like I like my emotions—sensitive and unavailable.

My stance on political policies about dominating gun controllism bikini.

My stance on political policies about dominating gun controllism bikini.

Got the C.R.E.A.M.

Got the C.R.E.A.M.

(Source: mephlab)

Don’t cry, there’s always this.

Don’t cry, there’s always this.

These clouds are on my lawn. I know they are on my lawn because there are skylights throughout my home with which I can monitor errant clouds. This is extremely futuristic. I am a hacker. (Taken with instagram)

These clouds are on my lawn. I know they are on my lawn because there are skylights throughout my home with which I can monitor errant clouds. This is extremely futuristic. I am a hacker. (Taken with instagram)