WitStream: My advice to funny tweeters: stop sucking Favstar's dick!
I’m glad the internet has made it so easy for people to express themselves. Self-expression is, as a rule, a good thing for humanity.
Unfortunately the tantalizing power to respond immediately with a slap (or a suck up) has been handed to millions (of idiots) in the form of an unfollow, star, RT…
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! AND SOOOO LAST MONTH! BUT I’M SO ANGRY I COULD BLOG ABOUT IT!
How DARE you, WetStream—if that is your real name—tell the indigenous peoples of the Internet that it’s ever a bad idea to suck a dick? You’re not our father, and you don’t pay our bills probably! Don’t fucking tell us what to do! We can suck ANY and ALL dicks we want to, whenever we want to, IN THE ASS! WITHOUT A CONDOM! (Call me.)
You think Picasso got successful by not sucking somebody’s dick? WRONG. He once sucked like 18 dicks at the same time and tweeted about it FROM THE FUTUREPAST. But enough about impossible scenarios! Picasso’s funny, insightful tweet was retweeted by MILLIONS of imaginary people and spent a record sixteen years on the Favstar Leaderboard in this riveting story I just made up about Picasso. The gentle notification chime of Favstar mentions regularly emanating from Picasso’s iPhone were like invisible bowls of chicken soup for his dick’s soul. It was this heavy flow of Internet validation that helped him conquer difficult periods of artistic constipation, otherwise known as marriage.
So yeah…suck dicks, don’t get married, BE A SUCCESS!
WitStream: My advice to funny tweeters: stop sucking Favstar's dick!
I’m glad the internet has made it so easy for people to express themselves. Self-expression is, as a rule, a good thing for humanity.
Unfortunately the tantalizing power to respond immediately with a slap (or a suck up) has been handed to millions (of idiots) in the form of an unfollow, star, RT…
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! AND SOOOO LAST MONTH! BUT I’M SO ANGRY I COULD BLOG ABOUT IT!
How DARE you, WetStream—if that is your real name—tell the indigenous peoples of the Internet that it’s ever a bad idea to suck a dick? You’re not our father, and you don’t pay our bills probably! Don’t fucking tell us what to do! We can suck ANY and ALL dicks we want to, whenever we want to, IN THE ASS! WITHOUT A CONDOM! (Call me.)
You think Picasso got successful by not sucking somebody’s dick? WRONG. He once sucked like 18 dicks at the same time and tweeted about it FROM THE FUTUREPAST. But enough about impossible scenarios! Picasso’s funny, insightful tweet was retweeted by MILLIONS of imaginary people and spent a record sixteen years on the Favstar Leaderboard in this riveting story I just made up about Picasso. The gentle notification chime of Favstar mentions regularly emanating from Picasso’s iPhone were like invisible bowls of chicken soup for his dick’s soul. It was this heavy flow of Internet validation that helped him conquer difficult periods of artistic constipation, otherwise known as marriage.
So yeah…suck dicks, don’t get married, BE A SUCCESS!
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