Lil’ Odin is my four-year-old son’s third-best nickname, so I can only assume he somehow managed to get a record deal behind my back. Probably sold his soul to Jesus, just to make a name for himself. Jesus is going to be way pissed when He finds out that this soul is actually my soul…and it’s been in the clearance bin right outside Valhalla for at least six years now. Nobody wants to buy it because it’s cursed with rap stardom. Obviously.

Lil’ Odin is my four-year-old son’s third-best nickname, so I can only assume he somehow managed to get a record deal behind my back. Probably sold his soul to Jesus, just to make a name for himself. Jesus is going to be way pissed when He finds out that this soul is actually my soul…and it’s been in the clearance bin right outside Valhalla for at least six years now. Nobody wants to buy it because it’s cursed with rap stardom. Obviously.

Lil’ Odin is my four-year-old son’s third-best nickname, so I can only assume he somehow managed to get a record deal behind my back. Probably sold his soul to Jesus, just to make a name for himself. Jesus is going to be way pissed when He finds out that this soul is actually my soul…and it’s been in the clearance bin right outside Valhalla for at least six years now. Nobody wants to buy it because it’s cursed with rap stardom. Obviously.

Lil’ Odin is my four-year-old son’s third-best nickname, so I can only assume he somehow managed to get a record deal behind my back. Probably sold his soul to Jesus, just to make a name for himself. Jesus is going to be way pissed when He finds out that this soul is actually my soul…and it’s been in the clearance bin right outside Valhalla for at least six years now. Nobody wants to buy it because it’s cursed with rap stardom. Obviously.

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