"i want to have your babies."
"╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
☼ TITTAYS TITTAYS TITTAYS TITTAYS TITTAYS TITTAYS ☼
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝"
— Holler submitted by 
vinspics-deactivated20110630
vinspics-deactivated20110630
Response
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
☼ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ THIS FIST ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ☼
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝
"Are you, like, really hot?"
— Holler submitted by 
Anonymous
Anonymous
Response
Well, it’s pretty warm in my office/studio/thing right now. Computers, displays, audio monitors and equipment, all these fuckers work together. What do they work on? Making me, like, really hot. They’re like little heaters, you know? Except not really? Because they sure as fuck don’t heat anything up when it’s winter time and I’m half-frozen despite having immersed myself in the slick, moist hide of a freshly-gutted grizzly bear? You know Encino Man? It’s like that…I’m frozen and from another time and place with WACKY HAIR!, except YOU are Brendan Fraser, or something like that? I skipped this part, Nietzsche used too many commas?
"My name is Edward."
— Holler submitted by Anonymous
Anonymous
Response
That is not a question I won’t answer.
I am very flattered by your choice to use my Tumblr thing to write down an important idea—one that you may forget and will need to recall later. Please send me your telephone number. I pledge to never call you, and perhaps send intermittent text messages to remind you that your name is Edward. This offer is only good for approximately about less than one of your Earth years, until September 11, 2012. On that day, you must bookmark this page to ensure that you never forget the important lesson which I have taught you today: your name is Edward.
