Response

That is not a question I won’t answer.

I am very flattered by your choice to use my Tumblr thing to write down an important idea—one that you may forget and will need to recall later. Please send me your telephone number. I pledge to never call you, and perhaps send intermittent text messages to remind you that your name is Edward. This offer is only good for approximately about less than one of your Earth years, until September 11, 2012. On that day, you must bookmark this page to ensure that you never forget the important lesson which I have taught you today: your name is Edward.