The Shruthi-1 is a digital-analog hybrid synthesizer. Hybrid synths are cool because they are born with two vastly different testicles, each designed to set aside its personal views and other technological bullshit in order to work as a team to squirt loud noises at my leisure. Just like real balls. Is this getting too scientific? I don’t want to overwhelm you with information, but there’s a lot more to synths than DSP and knobs and analog circuitry and stuff that sounds exactly like Unicron blowing the load of the century directly into the tight little shuttle bay of some hot and horny barely-legal galaxy class starship. Like, there’s also buttons and shit.  Is this getting too blonde? Good, because I’m shit out of academic things to say that thousands of synth dorks haven’t already said with much more clarity and fewer innuendos.

The Shruthi-1 is a digital-analog hybrid synthesizer. Hybrid synths are cool because they are born with two vastly different testicles, each designed to set aside its personal views and other technological bullshit in order to work as a team to squirt loud noises at my leisure. Just like real balls.

Is this getting too scientific?

I don’t want to overwhelm you with information, but there’s a lot more to synths than DSP and knobs and analog circuitry and stuff that sounds exactly like Unicron blowing the load of the century directly into the tight little shuttle bay of some hot and horny barely-legal galaxy class starship. Like, there’s also buttons and shit. 

Is this getting too blonde?

Good, because I’m shit out of academic things to say that thousands of synth dorks haven’t already said with much more clarity and fewer innuendos.

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Posted: 1 year ago — PermaLink   |   17 notes

Hah! Good one! HAHAHAHAHAHA—Okay shhhh…Emo-nem is trying to count all of the knobs on the console, but people keep messing him up! Then he has to start all over again! Every single time! THAT’S NOT FAIR! I’M GOING HOME! I NEVER WANT TO PLAY AT YOUR HOUSE EVER AGAIN! FUCK THE POLICE! SUCK HIS DICK! MINDFREAK! Eminem hates his dad. This particular console appears to be a 48-channel SSL 4000E/G Trident Series 80**. I think it has like 30 knobs per channel strip or some bullshit like that, technically speaking. I could be wrong, but that’s none of your damned business. Anyway, remember math? Me neither, but apparently 30 knobs X 48 channels = 99 knobs in dog years to the 14th power of Greyskull(n + 1)b = (Greyskull(n + 1)(b − 1))(n)Greyskull with Greyskull(1)b = Greyskull + b, Greyskull(2)0 = 0, and Greyskull(n)0 = 1 for n > 2. **Correction provided by a walking encyclopedia.I’d say “special thanks to…”, BUT HE DIDN’T SHOW HIS WORK so ‘special’ means ‘retarded’ and I’m still right about everything.

Hah! Good one! HAHAHAHAHAHA—Okay shhhh…Emo-nem is trying to count all of the knobs on the console, but people keep messing him up! Then he has to start all over again! Every single time! THAT’S NOT FAIR! I’M GOING HOME! I NEVER WANT TO PLAY AT YOUR HOUSE EVER AGAIN! FUCK THE POLICE! SUCK HIS DICK! MINDFREAK! Eminem hates his dad.

This particular console appears to be a 48-channel SSL 4000E/G Trident Series 80**. I think it has like 30 knobs per channel strip or some bullshit like that, technically speaking. I could be wrong, but that’s none of your damned business. Anyway, remember math? Me neither, but apparently 30 knobs X 48 channels = 99 knobs in dog years to the 14th power of Greyskull(n + 1)b = (Greyskull(n + 1)(b − 1))(n)Greyskull with Greyskull(1)b = Greyskull + b, Greyskull(2)0 = 0, and Greyskull(n)0 = 1 for n > 2.

**Correction provided by a walking encyclopedia.I’d say “special thanks to…”, BUT HE DIDN’T SHOW HIS WORK so ‘special’ means ‘retarded’ and I’m still right about everything.

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Posted: 1 year ago — PermaLink   |   14 notes

Bill Hicks droppin’ some hot truths on the topic of music. The truths are so hot that they’ve burned in the back of my mind since the moment I heard him say: ‘Play From Your Fucking Heart’.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Posted: 4 months ago — PermaLink   |   25 notes

The Shruthi-1 is a digital-analog hybrid synthesizer. Hybrid synths are cool because they are born with two vastly different testicles, each designed to set aside its personal views and other technological bullshit in order to work as a team to squirt loud noises at my leisure. Just like real balls. Is this getting too scientific? I don’t want to overwhelm you with information, but there’s a lot more to synths than DSP and knobs and analog circuitry and stuff that sounds exactly like Unicron blowing the load of the century directly into the tight little shuttle bay of some hot and horny barely-legal galaxy class starship. Like, there’s also buttons and shit.  Is this getting too blonde? Good, because I’m shit out of academic things to say that thousands of synth dorks haven’t already said with much more clarity and fewer innuendos.

The Shruthi-1 is a digital-analog hybrid synthesizer. Hybrid synths are cool because they are born with two vastly different testicles, each designed to set aside its personal views and other technological bullshit in order to work as a team to squirt loud noises at my leisure. Just like real balls.

Is this getting too scientific?

I don’t want to overwhelm you with information, but there’s a lot more to synths than DSP and knobs and analog circuitry and stuff that sounds exactly like Unicron blowing the load of the century directly into the tight little shuttle bay of some hot and horny barely-legal galaxy class starship. Like, there’s also buttons and shit. 

Is this getting too blonde?

Good, because I’m shit out of academic things to say that thousands of synth dorks haven’t already said with much more clarity and fewer innuendos.

Hah! Good one! HAHAHAHAHAHA—Okay shhhh…Emo-nem is trying to count all of the knobs on the console, but people keep messing him up! Then he has to start all over again! Every single time! THAT’S NOT FAIR! I’M GOING HOME! I NEVER WANT TO PLAY AT YOUR HOUSE EVER AGAIN! FUCK THE POLICE! SUCK HIS DICK! MINDFREAK! Eminem hates his dad. This particular console appears to be a 48-channel SSL 4000E/G Trident Series 80**. I think it has like 30 knobs per channel strip or some bullshit like that, technically speaking. I could be wrong, but that’s none of your damned business. Anyway, remember math? Me neither, but apparently 30 knobs X 48 channels = 99 knobs in dog years to the 14th power of Greyskull(n + 1)b = (Greyskull(n + 1)(b − 1))(n)Greyskull with Greyskull(1)b = Greyskull + b, Greyskull(2)0 = 0, and Greyskull(n)0 = 1 for n > 2. **Correction provided by a walking encyclopedia.I’d say “special thanks to…”, BUT HE DIDN’T SHOW HIS WORK so ‘special’ means ‘retarded’ and I’m still right about everything.

Hah! Good one! HAHAHAHAHAHA—Okay shhhh…Emo-nem is trying to count all of the knobs on the console, but people keep messing him up! Then he has to start all over again! Every single time! THAT’S NOT FAIR! I’M GOING HOME! I NEVER WANT TO PLAY AT YOUR HOUSE EVER AGAIN! FUCK THE POLICE! SUCK HIS DICK! MINDFREAK! Eminem hates his dad.

This particular console appears to be a 48-channel SSL 4000E/G Trident Series 80**. I think it has like 30 knobs per channel strip or some bullshit like that, technically speaking. I could be wrong, but that’s none of your damned business. Anyway, remember math? Me neither, but apparently 30 knobs X 48 channels = 99 knobs in dog years to the 14th power of Greyskull(n + 1)b = (Greyskull(n + 1)(b − 1))(n)Greyskull with Greyskull(1)b = Greyskull + b, Greyskull(2)0 = 0, and Greyskull(n)0 = 1 for n > 2.

**Correction provided by a walking encyclopedia.I’d say “special thanks to…”, BUT HE DIDN’T SHOW HIS WORK so ‘special’ means ‘retarded’ and I’m still right about everything.

Bill Hicks droppin’ some hot truths on the topic of music. The truths are so hot that they’ve burned in the back of my mind since the moment I heard him say: ‘Play From Your Fucking Heart’.

(Source: youtube.com)